Dear Cheezit,
Hallowed by thy name.
Today I had a baby-sitter. She was fat. She was very very fat. She was very very very fat. She had a bikini on. It was skimpy. Pretty skimpy. Pretty pretty skimpy. She had blue hair. It was blue. It was blue very much. Her name was Neighabuttagoobapubly. She was Beaquartianboopagloop's friend. Bill Murray stinks. His ex-friend. Actually his ex-ex-friend. Actually actually his ex-ex-ex-friend. They kissed. On the petunia. They took me to the circus. They took me to the circus very much. They took me to the circus very very much. Then (TO BE CONTINUED)
...They threw up all over the clowns. I ate the clowns. I ate the clowns very much. I ate the clowns very very much. Twila Paris is a horse. A horse in Paris. A horse in Paris at Twilight. Did you know that i HaTe all the little buzzing bees in buckaro trees and bears in their dens and toothpicks and toilet paper and bananas and bandannas and clowns and circuses and cheetos and cheezits and football and baseball and everything else that stinks and is like you. Then God said, Let There Be Light. Amen. I I I think think yeah yeah oh yeah I think-think that you are a...a...a a compoter-head.
My mom cursed at me today. She cursed at me in the water at the pool. Belle is not cute. The pool was hot. So hot that my mom started cursing even more. More more more more MORE!!!! 12123435456. 3r4t5y. That is my address. Duh Dumbo the dung elephant said. @#$%& &^*^%)(&* &^%$#@@@$^&. Amen.
I have gossip. My gossip is this. Well are you sure you want to hear it? I might sue you. I might kick your shoe and sue your face. YES!! My first victory of the day! Well my gossip is this. The Roman Gy kicked my face. He whispered in my ear You Baby Bonnet School of Dance. I sued his face. But he is stone. So I made a bunch of bees stung him tomorrow. I am a swiss-cheese piece of Prince Frog-Legs. But I taste like chocolate covered lizards. Okay lizard face get out of my face. Buzzard face. U need some fixing up in your brain. Duh. That's what the Roman Gy said. Dis is what the Roman Gy said tomorrow: Eat it. You Zit-chee. You Smell Like Me. The End. Then God struck Egypt with all his mighty powers. Dung-duh, you nerdy-nudy-nerd. Goodbye.
Hello. I am 529 years old and I have been alive ten years. I lived on Mars butt Mars lives on earth. I am a flea like a dog says the bird. But my mommy is a moose of mooses in the air. She is 1004 years old. Her birthday is every Friday the 13th (and Halloween). DUH!!! DUH-day!
Yodelay hee hoo!!!!
Luv, Bulll
Ps. Remember the bra-cage. Amen