Once upon a time there was a girl named Chris.
She had a big problem. Her friends called her a chicken and it was true.
She was deathly afraid of fire hydrants, elevators, Bolivia, and boogers.
The only normal thing about her was that she was afraid of Bulll.
One day she got up and went to her pet. "Steamer," she said, "do you think
I should get married? I'm not afraid of marriage. I know! I'll get married
to Lenora! Lenora is not afraid of anything!"
Steamer farted and blew up the whole neighborhood.
"Let's go to the moovies!" Chris exclaimed. Suddenly, Lenora appeared. Everything
was perfect.
Chris was about to propose when she noticed something. Lenora had no head!
Her earrings dangled from her ears, her nose was bleeding, but she really
didn't have a head.
Finally, the crucial moment came. "Lenora, will you marry me?"
"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!
I'm crazy! I would not marry you. Oy doy!"
Chris screamed. "I'm SCREEAAAAAAMING in the rain!"
Lenora screamed. "You're weird! Funky, dude!"
Chris screamed so loud it broke everyone's eardrums including hers. All the
people in the theater glared at her with red, bleeding eyes.
She fainted. She went to the kitchen. "I love eyes!"
THE END