=====>The moon's unusually close proximity to Venus within the next year casts a foreboding shadow upon your life's plans. Just 12 days before your next birthday, a grimy middle-aged trucker will pull you over, cuss you out, and invite you to smoke dope with him. You'll accept, and when you accidentally OD, your body will be thrown off the highway overpass by the deranged trucker into an abandoned stretch of road. The deer and squirrels in the nearby forest will maul what remains of your body, necrophiliacs will stop and pray over your dead body before further desecrating it, and by the time your birthday rolls around, you'll be nothing but a rotten, maggot-infested mess. Your family won't give a shit about where you are, and you will be doomed to all eternity, a decaying corpse on the remote backroads.<=====