I am a girly-guy. I have green eyes with
earrings. My mom is deadly diseased with an eye. I have a teacher named Honda
Mercedes. Can you guess who I am?
That's right. Greg! I love pizza and my mom is a buckyball. She almost turned
into a small pillar of salt, once, cuz she looked at my dad without his toupee,
but who cares.
One day, Greg was falling to school. (He was really walking but had fallen
9,998,256 times in 2 minutes.)
Then Greg saw it. The most beautiful thing he had ever seen. "There was a
girl right in front of him," called Kathy. (Ant Kathy) She was the aunt to
an ant, and was the most bee-yooteful ant Greg had ever seen.
So he squashed her. More bugs came out of the toystore. Greg squashed every
single one of them. Suddenly, he heard a noise. He turned around and there
was a big fat blob behind him that was gagging. It said, "Take me to your
leader," and flew him to Bombay, California.
There a tiger gagged and another blob came out. Suddenly there were too many
blobs. Every single one of them gagged and formed a girl named Barb.
Greg married this blob named Barb and had two blobby kids. Alas, their happiness
couldn't last. They were eaten by bulldogs 3 Christmases ago.
THE END TO END ALL ENDS