Hello. My name is Ryan Peel. I love orange
peels. But now I have a crush on Lana Wana. She is SO cute, I mean, I love
girls with only one eye and two mouths. I love her ears mostly, they are
ears from a wolf. She is really beautiful.
So beautiful, in fact, that I decided to give her a present. I didn't know
what to get her because I've never gotten a present for anyone before.
I hoped a booger from my dog's nose would show my individuality and
creativity.
I stood outside her house and rang the doorbell. Lana's mom answered it.
"Hello, you little orange peel. I love you!"
So Ryan gave Mrs. Wana the booger.
"OH, I LOVE YOU RYAN!"
So Ryan and Mrs. Wana were married that day. They took their honeymoon to
Venus. On the way, in the spaceship, Ryan met another woman. He was having
an affair, and Mrs. Wana didn't even know:-(
Mrs. Wana, in her own way, was having an affair, and her husband DID know.
Mr. Cye Wana decided to take drastic measures to get his darling wifey
back.
So he blew himself up into a hot air dog and squashed Lana. Then Mrs. Wana,
then Ryan, then the whale world. Except for one whale, who held a crush on
Mr. Wana. The whale's name was George. He was a very fat whale. He ate too
much.
He and Mr. Wana had a lot in common. Cye entered George in Seminary to finish
off his education. Mrs. Luetkebuyer screamed and mistook George for her own
dear son Matt, as they were both flabby.
Then God said "Let there be light," and the world was full of darkness.
THE END