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Deer Meegan,

I love pets, don't you? I love to torture them and abuse them until they're dead, don't you? Drooling is my life. But then again, maybe sophie is kind enough to reglue my head.

I went to my psychiatrist today. Dr. grim is her name. She is really small and has a boyhead. Totally awesome, dud! Anyway she told me to cut my hair and say "dripz is cut" 1000 times in fast motion. It makes you so relaxed. You should try it, you really need to relax. You are too full of jumpy bees like huey.

Todee I went to antarteeca ageen. My tongue cot in fire but I didnt care cuz I dont have a hed. Ha ha ha ha ha

lol! That means laugh out loud. My skin is peeling said the little lost sheep and the huey laid down his life for the bee. Ow. I stung a bee todee. It hurt. The bee that is. The bee is dead. I speared it with my pointy finger.

When a zule says hi don't scream. Just lick it and it'll bite you. It feels so good. Don't you want that to happen. Huh huh huh huh huuuuh??

Bye bye. I have to get some.... crackers and cheese, please!

Your frendly frendy frend in an unkind sorta unfriendly way,

bulll

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