Deer Meegan:
I am dumb. Like my head. She is a boy. You are a boy. Your mom is a boy. Your dead dad is a girly thing though. Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!
I have like 21 hours of homework so I cannot write this letter. So I better make it long. My hair is long too. Like my teacher. My sissy teacher is goonnaa havvvee a kiiiddd! It's a goat. A bbaby goat. Duh! Ding-dong! Dong-ding! Dang it. Dang-dong. Actulally that goes first but last ugly but beautiful. Pretty but ugly. Hideous but beautiful. First but last. I said that but I didn't. Ray is dumb. I lost my first neckchip today.
Guess what. Guessa whatta. Nooooooo! Guessa whatta with an o! I am a man, nanny girly, my nanies name is the king, Elvis, the king, elvis stoico is a geek I like him since he's a greek. I made up a poem listen to it.
The world almanac fell on a tree
the tree was full of CRACKERS N CHEESE!
Now since you are a little bee
I am going to havve somthing PLEASE!
Whats upon a time there was a bird.
He had a tornado on his head.
So he ate a little turd.
And got alive and went to bed.
Yuragreeeeeeeeeeeeekk. Its my luncysfy\ whoops my neck flipped. Here's the rest of my song
I love to eat
I like a bird
especially
with turd [l's]
and I eat feet
mister potter went to war on this happy day of boor
he died. Ha ha ha. He dyed it.
Get it? Died it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha h
let's go to the movies. Let's go eat a cat. Let's think of something eevil and funny to do to my sister. She is a geek. She has big red round glasses that grow on her cheek. She has a zit where her nose should fit. Hahahahagahahshahahsahsahays
Luv Bullllllllllll