Meegan--
Mommeee took me to see meatloaf on ice. HOW DO YOU ROLL BIG DICE? It was so cule. I MEAN, HOW DO YOU? A dog puked meatloaf while it skated and Tara's Lips were voted the most meaty loaf of all. HOW DO YOU ROLL BIG DICE? Then Snow White wandered onto the ice. HOW? She was drunk, I think. I NEED TO KNOW! She was really loopy the whole time, and it took her forever to skate once around. HOW DO YOU ROLL BIG DICE? Then she thought it was a bathroom and HOW DO YOU?
I REALLY need to know about big dice! It is vital to unlocking the key of why Stefan's brain has a door in it. Stefan is like me, we both smell like cheese. Then we ate a banana and Barb screamed. YOU BABY BONNET SKOO OF DANCE, the Roman Gy told me. Then he breathed in my ear. Cheetah cheeto breath. It was really stinky. Really really stinky.
Neighabuttagoobapubly kissed Beaquartianboopagloop on the lips, and Narcissa screamed cuz they didn't know the words to OH NO! OH NO, OH NO, OH NOOOOOOO!
Stripey has leprosy, and we have to soak it in baby powder to make it better. I wish I could get leprosy. Or psoriasis. I love her white scaly skin! The leprosy makes tons of white caky bumps on her, it is so unfair. I wish I could get sick!
Love, your friendly friendy friend in an unkind sorta unfriendly way,
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