Deer Meeeeeegan,
My intestines spilled out today. My stomach is turning purple striped today. It is cule. My tongue is bleeding. So I ate a donut. A doughnut. A dough nut. A don't nut. A nutty do. A nutty doo. A nutty poo. Doe a deer a female man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yah! Yah! Yah!
How is floryda? I killed a goat there once. I made goat cheese. It was cule. I loved the hair. Hairy cheese from a hairy goat. I need to check my mail. Cuz the garbage truck came. It trashes my mail. Cule. Very cule. I will being at camp Doing-Doing this year. Doyng Doyng. Ding dong!!!!! I got shaving creemed. Did you? I did. It was cule. My mommy ate a puppy at Baskin Robbins. That's why girly-guys r made of snips n snails and PUPPY DOG POOP! Hahahahaha!
My mommy she is a dork. My daddy he is a dork. Me I am not a dork. I am a doofis. Like you, Meeeegan. Meeeegan, I have a ?. Whill you come over to my den today? We can play Pick your Nose and Pull your Lip. You can be the lip and I'll be the Puller. FUUUUNNN!! Isn't that cule? We are learning about geography in history. It is dumb dung.
Ferret Jacques? Ferret Jack? Dormay voo. Doorman voo. Mommy wants a cracker! Mommy wants a cracker! Dumb day job. Dumb day job.
I am bored I am bored Sniff my feet Sniff my feet. my scissors broke cuz I cut my eyelashes. With a foot. Toe. NO! Toe. NOO! Toe. NO! NOT THAT ONE! No, I know I know something. Toe noe....toe no! I made a word! Beth self is herself. That's why she is a Self. Jessica Jackson, well, she's just playing stupid. From skool.. I luv her cuz she has a baby named Jing Jackson. Like Bill Murray. Kill Murray! Mill Burray! Kill Murray! HAAAAA! Andrew Miller is a geeky miller's son. Andres mil hee yaha is a gahook! (Geek) (in french) hahahahah!
Guess what! I made a test 4 u. Here it is:
I. Ajsdfi;fa
Cule , isn't it? Guess what language! Bye bye bye!
Luv,
BULLLLLLLLLLLL!