Dear Spaghetti-Ball,
My daddy he is a dork. He has a head. A head that is green. My daddy he eats
buffalo fish. They taste stupid. They taste very stupid. They taste very
very stupid. He killed the computer. With a laser gun. Actually a laser machine
gun. Actually a double laser machine gun. Actually a triple laser death ray
machine gun. Then he shot his head off. With the triple laser death ray machine
gun his head that was green. Now it's red.
My pet is adorable. Very adorable. She has huge crystallized eyes and a beautiful
tongue that is grey. She can bite very well but only other people. She bit
my dad. He didn't know she bit him. He didn't know she bit him very much.
Tomorrow he had big bite marks all over his body and inside too. My pet's
name is Chakdyfieauyidha. Her name is Chakdyfieauyidha very much. Her name
is Chakdyfieauyidha very very much. Chakdyfieauyidha is a mosquito. She likes
green blood best.
Kme got bit tomorrow. She said it feels great--like cherry rotten lotion.
Kme likes to dog food eat and suck her pimples. She has
1,238,709,547,046,814,571,325,234,904 of them. It makes her swish pill bugs
in her mouth. It makes them happy very much. I am mad.
My belly was born with lace around it. My belly was born with lace around
it very much. The belly has stains on it from when Dad carved it. He thought
it was a turkey. He thought it was a turkey very much. No scars though. Mommy
says to blow you a @#*&@$^!?%*&@%@^$*@%^!$**(*)@(^!6. Have a bad
trip. See ha next ball.
Beware the conquering heroe! Rademes is ugly and Esmerelda is not cute. You
must remember.
The bulle be with you.
No more bows and arrows,
Bull