Miscellaneous Letter Dos


Dear Penny Coiny,

Today I went to a supermarket. I saw a fat lady. She was fat very much. She was fat very very much. She was fat very more much because she was going to have twins. I punched her stomach. She screeched. She screeched loud. She screeched loud a lot. Then I threw a can't-elope at her. She died. She died very much. She died very very much.

Then I went to the doctor. I had a leech rub on my skin. When I got a shot. The needle went right through my arm. It felt good. It felt good very much. It hurt. It hurt a lot. It hurt a lot a lot. I punched the stethoscope. It was sad. It was sad very much. It was sad very very much. It cried. It cried. I felt sad. Very much. I felt sad very very much.

Then I had a date. With my grandma. My ex-grandma. Actually my ex-ex-grandma. My ex-ex-ex-grandma got mad at me when I kissed her on the lips. Her eyelids fell out. Her eyelids fell out a lot. I screamed. I screamed a lot. I screamed very a lot.

After I had a date with my grandma. I had a cursing lesson with my cooked mom. She cursed at me when I cursed more. She cursed at me more more. Um um. I killed her. I killed her um cooked food. Hyea yeah yeah yah yah yah. Like anyways I I I I I I oh I um um um um um I screamed like a cow. Um um um well um my bed is getting wet again. I guess I dee-dered in it yeah I guess I dee-dered in it more.

Love um your yeah yeah your beehived dotter,

Bull-frog

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