Dear Cheez-it,
I went to the bank today. It was big. It was very big. The person there was
very strange. She was very very strange. When she left I looked at the deposits.
I broke one open with my powerful neck. There was ten million dollars in
it. I took it. Then the alarm went off and the lady killed me. She killed
me very much. I screamed. I screamed a lot.
Then Narcissa Whitman came to our house. She was ugly. She was very ugly.
She was very very ugly. She was so ugly I told her to kiss a frog. She did.
The frog was green. It was green very much. Narcissa's eyes went out of her
head. Her hair fell off. She was pretty.
When I went to the movies yesterday. I saw Kme. She told me her Xmas was
fun. After that she dumped a beehive on me. It hurt. I felt like a turtle.
I felt like a turtle very much. The movie was about turtles. They went turd.
L. L one of the turtles kissed a turtle shell. L kissed me. I felt gross.
I felt gross very much. I felt gross very very much.
After I went to the movies. Mommy made me clean the garbage cans. She said
I had to pay her 35 cents if I didn't. But I cheated her. I gave her only
four dimes. She went crazy and cursed the sink. The sink was sad. He was
sad very much. The sink cried very very much. Mommy cursed at it more.
When the sink finally died. Mommy cursed at the ceiling. She was mad that
I gave her four dimes. I guess she's going hyper-zental. When we watched
Jurassic Park tonight Mommy cursed at the TV. The T-rex in the TV got mad
and reached through and ate Mommy. She wasn't cursing anymore. She was screaming.
She died that night. Ha ha I'm glad.
Well, I guess I have to go now. My bed is getting wet. I guess I dee-dered
in it.
Your slimy frog,
Bull