Okay, here's what I promised ya about Belle.
Isabelle is her mom, half Boobsey, and a total putz.
Cind
Becca is Cindy's twelve-year old gymnast friend. She actually competes in international competitions and, like Cindy, is overall a very mean person. I like her outfits though. They're on the verge of lunacy, almost like mine.
Stacie is an iceskater, the 11 year old friend of Cindy. She competes in high levels, almost too often wins (winners suck), and has really ugly blond hair, like all the rest of her friends. Perhaps they were cloned at birth, don't ask me. She usually just ignores me.
And then Esmeralda, Poffle's purpose in living. Long, black, wavy hair, wicked eyes, and a Baywatch body make Poffle drool altogether. She is one of Belle's friends and the mother of Stacie, Becca, and a dozen or so kids under the age of five. Unlike Belle, she has no distinct personality, she is really quite bland. Fake too. She almost married my freak friend John once but he goofed and she found out he wasn't really a person.
Meegan, who spells her name wrong, like "Megan", has blond hair (who doesn't) and green blue seeing eyes. She's an ice-skater like Stacie, and most of my letters go to her. I wonder if she mauls them like the dog she is. She lives in the Hamilton cottage, they are friends of Ezzie's family.
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HUEY-
If there's a secret, this man's not talkin'. Although he's my father,
sometimes I wonder about him. All he can say is, "Huey," (hence the
nickname) despite the fact his real name is Poffle. He is probably
the most anatomically confused of our clan, for he has a human body and dinosaur
head. Like my mom, he is also a cannibal, but prefers women as his
entree. Perhaps this explains his strange obsession for Ezzie (more
on her later).
HORSINA
(Horsehair) DRAGGLE- She is Dorkina's twin, and they both have brown
hair on their heads styled to look like punks. (IMHO, I don't think
they ever comb it.) Horsina has a cold that she's had for five years
non-stop, and is trying for a Guinness record. Her nose is REALLY red. She
also has a pretty hot set of buns, considering she sat on a hot lava lamp
a few years back.
DORKINA
(Dorkyhair) DRAGGLE- Horsina's twin, and her hair is longer and more
tangled. She has permanent pink-eye syndrome, brought on by frequent
electrocutions. She and Horsina are both Huey's daughters, although we have
no clue who their mom is (this was before he and Boobsey teamed up). I
guess that would make them my half-sisters, but I don't spend too much time
contemplating, since they're obviously not worth the trouble.
ANASTASIA-
Not directly related to my family, she would more correctly be coined an
honorary family member. She is famous for her 3-day-knock-you-out
anesthesia (aka, a hammer) and her ditziness. A few times she even
HAS walked away w/ out her head intact!
BATHTUB
BRAIN- She can never stop bathing in the bub, which is like a bathtub,
just dirtier. She makes up really cool stupid songs, and has soap-matted
hair. Again, I have no clue what relation she is to me, all I know
is she is a lot older and probably stupider. And boy does she REEK!!
(You would think she wouldn't from all those baths....)
STRIPEY-
She is great at impersonating any evil thing she can think of. You name it,
she'll act like it. She coordinates awesome plots against Belle (more on
this snob later) and has huge teeth. She is probably the most EVIL and MEAN
member of our clan, and is always noticeable for her big red tattoo on her
back, which simply states "G" (for gremlin. This nut seriously thinks
she is one.)
Now for my friends (a more appropriate term would be "enemies"
since I don't have any friends. Never did care for
'em).
y
, Belle's daughter, is a ten year old super pianist and super flunker-outer,
as far as I'm concerned. I can play piano well enough. (Besides, banging
is more fun than playing Choppin and all those other freaks' songs.) She
has this cool club with her 3 friends. They exclude me, even though I'm a
cool classmate, and I think they talk about clothes and ways to get
ba ck at me. I'm not sure what they do, but someday I'll
be in their little clique, I know it.
Tiffany is a smart-aleck smart-student,
obsessed with virtue like Belle, and deliberately hides her pink bike from
me. Once I found it and put Horsina in the basket, and towed her around for
a ride. (She's very pliable once you soak her in water and squeeze; all the
bulksqueezes out just like a sponge and you can cram her in tiny little spots,
it's so cule.) She loved it. Horsina that is. Tiffany was a louse about
it.
So much for my
friends--enemies--as you see, they're a total pain in the butt!