Bulll's Absolutely Most Favorite Songs in the Universe

Evil Witch Like Me"
by Hydia
from "My Little Pony: the Movie"

*Fed up with her daughters' incompetence, Hydia tries to get them to look at herself and her evil relatives as role models.*
Why can't you be evil like I taught you?
Why won't you misbehave the way you should?
You never use the guillotine I bought you
You're just not bad enough for your own good
Why can't you be mean like Aunt Eureka?
She fed her victims till they almost burst
Then cooked them with a smiggin of paprika
And she always did her best to do her worst
We're wicked and witches are wicked
How many times have you been told?
Your great grandma Alexis crushed a kingdom with her hexes
And that's the proud tradition I want you to uphold
Try to be as evil as your cousins
Lucracia was the cruelest in the crowd
She cooked up evil potions by the dozens
Be just like her and make your mama proud
We're witches, wizards, and warlocks
We're the reason honest people purchase door locks
We turn princes into frogs, peasants into pheasants
And soilders and sailors into swine
We've never been accused of being angels
But as for being devils, we're divine!
All our clan was evil and malicious and that is how I want my girls to be
Work hard at being vicious, and if you're real ambitious
You might wind up an evil witch like me
A terrible, destestible, contestible, despicable
Evil mean old witch like me!

This Land Is My Land

This land is my land
It isn't your land
If you don't get off
I'll shoot your head off
I got a shotgun
And you ain't got one
This land was made for only me!

Teachie Hit Me With A Ruler

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured all the teachers and broken all the rules
Right now we're marching down the hall to kill the principal
Our gang is marching on!

(Chorus)
Glory glory hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hit her on the bean
With a rotten tangerine
And she ain't my teacher anymore!!

Deck the Halls

Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Light a match and watch it gleam
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Watch the school burn down to ashes
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Aren'tcha glad you played with matches
Fa la la la la la la la la!

Joy to the World

Joy to the world! Our teacher's dead
We barbecued her head!
What happened to her body
We flushed it down the potty
And no one's found it yet
And no one's found it yet
And no one's found it yet!

Check out Narcissa Whitman, a song I wrote all by myself!

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