Narcissa Whitman

I.

Narcissa Whitman, she had a boy.
The boy was born without a head! OH NO!

Since he had no head, a knife came
And it chopped up his neck so he was neckless. OH NO!

After that, he saw a gun.
The gun shot his stomach and so his stomach fell off. OH NO!

His legs were left, and a bomb came down
From the England bombers and they killed his legs.
So he was GONE! OH NO!

Narcissa Whitman, she was so scared,
Cuz the ghost of Pocie was haunting her. OH NO!

II.

After that, the boy ate peanut butter,
The peanut butter was sticky, though, so it sucked him in. OH NO!

He jumped in the elevator and somehow
There was a zulie watching him! OH NO!

The zulie ate him, and then he was inside the zulie.
It's a chain now! OH NO!

There was a gremlin, he was so vicious,
He saw the zulie in the elevator. OH NO!

He ate Zulie, and Zulie had the boy,
So it's actually like the boy was eaten too. OH NO!
Inside three guys!

After that, the jabberwocky came,
The jabberwocky saw that in the elevator was the gremlin. OH NO!

What do you suspect? The jabberwocky came.
He ate the gremlin. OH NO!

So the gremlin was eaten by the jabberwocky,
And the zulie was eaten by the gremlin and the boy was eaten by Zulie. OH NO!

So the boy was in three guys, the guys ate him
Cuz they DISSECTED!

After that--OH NO!
Narcissa Whitman decided to commit suicide,
So she ate a tape recorder with acid rain in it. OH NO!

What do you suspect? Before she died,
The jabberwocky came and SHE ATE HIM! OH NO!

Narcissa Whitman, she ate her son,
Cuz her son was in those three guys, now four. OH NO!

III.

After that, Narcissa Whitman,
Had her son in her belly again. OH NO!

She had him for a baby, but she had the other guys.
The jabberwocky the zulie, and the gremlin as SONS! OH NO!

Cuz she ate them all she had to have them as babies,
So she had three monsters. OH NO!

After that, the monsters grew up.
Instead of babies they became adults. OH NO!

But the boy still was invisible
Cuz he had no--remember?--legs, arms, whatever else. Oo oo oo! OH NO!

After that, the lightning struck
Narcissa Whitman and she DIED! OH NO!

Narcissa Whitman, she landed at the mall,
And she was on Santa Claus' lap! OH NO!

After that, Santa Claus was a cannibal,
So he ate her. OH NO!

Then the jabberwocky saw Santa Claus
Eat her precious mom. OH NO!

What do you suspect? The jabberwocky ate him,
But the gremlin saw the jabberwocky eating his best guy. OH NO!

So whatever it was--like, a gremlin--
Decided to pull something out of Santa's throat. OH NO!

He reached down in, and he pulled Santa out,
But Santa already lost his head. OH NO!

The kids were shocked! They glared at Santa.
Santa turned into a king! OH NO!

He was put in the toy store as a new doll.
All the kids loved him. OH NO!

Remember this started all from
Narcissa Whitman having a little boy. OH NO!

IV.

Remember that Narcissa Whitman Had eaten the acid rain tape recorder? OH NO!

The tape recorder actually had something inside it
Which was a tiny bee egg. OH NO!

Narcissa Whitman didn't know
That she had eaten bees. OH NO!

But the bees were very pregnant;
They were going to have babies. OH NO!

They each had ten legs so they each had ten babies
EACH! OH NO!

When they hatched, Narcissa Whitman gulped,
But she was dead cuz she was in the jabberwocky, you know. OH NO!

Narcissa Whitman had decided
To eat a battery tape recorder. OH NO!

The battery was hatching eggs
And after that they had baby batteries. OH NO!

The baby bees and the baby batteries
Got together and played. OH NO!

When they played
They formed a new kind of bee. OH NO!

They turned into small pox
Kind of African jaw bees. OH NO!

They bit all over Narcissa Whitman,
But she had broken through her lap. OH NO!

They had fell out when she landed on Santa
And they stung Santa and he hit the ceiling. OH NO!

This is Santa's side of the story,
But if you want to hear it hear the next one. THE END!

V.

After that, Santa Claus,
He decided to tell his story. OH NO!

He was an action figure in the toy store,
But one kid bought him and he killed him! OH NO!

Santa Claus was thrown away
And you know where the garbage goes. OH NO!

After that, the garbage went...
INSIDE THE OCEAN FLOOR. OH NO!

Santa Claus landed in a shark.
The shark gulped him cuz he tasted good. OH NO!

After that, Santa landed in the shark.
The shark had eaten a carpet. OH NO!

Santa was rolled up in the carpet,
And the carpet dissected him. OH NO!

You know the shark
Had to go to the bathroom sometime. OH NO!

He laid him out
And Santa fell in another shark's mouth. OH NO!

That shark had no taste of humor
So he spit him out. OH NO!

Santa Claus
Landed in a helicopter somehow. OH NO!

Narcissa Whitman, she was at home,
But you don't know what happened so GOODBYE! OH NO!

VI.

Narcissa Whitman, she was so strange
Cuz her boy married Carla. OH NO!

Carla killed her brand new husband
And he died. OH NO!

When she killed him, she got killed by Narcissa
Cuz she was sad. OH NO!

Narcissa Whitman, she kissed Carla goodbye.
Then she said, "Howdy." OH NO!

You see that Narcissa was getting old,
And she was so shocked, she said OH NO!

She went to eat some teeth.
OH NO!

The teeth were brown, and Carla was white,
So it turned her a deep crimson red. OH NO!

Carla if you're hearing this you better die
Cuz you're going to hear the next one. OH NO!

VII.

You know Narcissa was getting old
Cuz she was born in 1857. OH NO!

But now it is the year 2057. OH NO!

Well in Narcissa years, that meant she was only two years old,
And that is old for Narcissa. OH NO!

One day Narcissa was alone
With her son and they had some tea. OH NO!

Narcissa decided
To go out and kiss a frog. OH NO!

All of a sudden, a girl named Bulll,
Came out and said to her OH NO!

"Come kiss a frog
Cuz you're so ugly." OH NO!

Well Narcissa, cuz she was so insulted
Went out into a pond and kissed a toad. OH NO!

Narcissa's eyes went out of her head,
And her hair turned green and fell off. OH NO!

Bulll laughed at her
And said, "You're pretty." OH NO!

Narcissa got so shy that she did this:
She exploded! OH NO!

Well, Bulll got together with Narcissa's son,
And they decided to kiss while she was watching them. OH NO!

But Narcissa decided
That she would rather die. OH NO!

That's what Narcissa did
When she saw them kiss each other. OH NO!

She went up to a girl who was big and fat
Who had eaten a shark and an airplane. OH NO!

Narcissa went and saw the Zulie.
She decided to kiss him cuz he was her son. OH NO!

"Dee dee dee OH NO!"

Narcissa Whitman said that to her son
When he kissed Katie on the lips cuz she didn't know the words of OH NO!

Remember this started all from
Narcissa Whitman having a little boy. OH NO!

THE END!!!

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