In order to get a better grip of my family scenario,
here are some of our frequent speech patterns/favorite sayings, each of them
original, wacky, and most likely mentally deficient. Don't worry; unless
you're one of us, you WON'T understand them.
"So you see, there
is no Santa Claus!" -Boobsey
"So
we sing, so joyfully, with the music, THE SOUND OF MUUUU-SIIC!" -Stripey
"I'm
baaathing in the bub. What a glorious feee-ling!" -Bathtub Brain
Can
I be in your club?" -me
"Crackers
and cheese, please!" -Dr. Grim, AKA Bulll
"I
know, I know. This horrid little house is your dream castle (cackle)."
-Boobsey
"Ugly
but beautiful, ugly but beautiful. Ugly but....." -Fishhead
"Let's
do something EEE-vil...and MEE-AN to Tiffany!" -me
"Ah,
deeder deeder deeder deeder dee HA HA!" -Anastasia
"Huey
go bye-bye (the bathroom's the place). Huey go bye-bye (flush! You're doing
great!)." -Huey
"Why
can't you be evil like I taught you? Why don't you misbehave the way you
should? You NEVER use the guillotine I bought you..." -Hydia, AKA Boobsey
"Huey
full of jumpy butts!" -Huey and me
"Doy
doy doy doy doy!" -all the Boobseys
"Huey
huey huey!" -Huey
"On
Christmas Eve the ponies' gonna climb the tree, I'm dumb, but I am not
anymooooore! But still I cannot see if the savage one is me...." -Boobsey
"In
a place known as WINGKING!" -me
"Spri
kle me, sprinkle me, sprinkle me with hay. If you don't, I don't care, I'll
sniff your underwear HA HA!" -Boobsey Twins
"Well,
pin a rose on your nose!" -me
"Point
B shall be, A-WEE-A-WEE, A-WEE-A-WEE!" -a Boobsey
"Give
me injuries or give me death!" -Pooptrick Henry
"A
WEE-WEE-WEE-WEE-WEE-WEE-WEE-WEE-WEE!" -Zule
"Give
me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that BABY BAR!" -me
"Totally
awesome, dud!" -me and Boobsey
"You
wicked, WICKED animal!" -Boobsey
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